- plain white t-shirt in girls section: Extra Slimming, Soft Cotton, Great for Layering Under $300 Jacket, Lose 10 Pounds When You Put It On, Slims Shoulders, Slims Waist, Slims Neck, Slims Hips, $24.99
- plain white t-shirt in boys section: Buy 10 for $0.99
- plain white t's: hey there delilah whats it like in new york city
- me: does one sit-up
- me: checks for abs
WHENEVER I’M UPSET I REMEMBER THAT THIS EXISTS AND NOTHING SEEMS SO BAD
- High School: Look down, look down, you'll always be a slave; look down, look down, you're standing in your grave
- Graduation: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun, you know what that means
- Yes, it means I'm free!
- College: No.
Fox News talks about working mothers’ negative impact on their children. AKA “When Fox News gets so misogynistic that their own anchor is 1026% done with them.” [x]